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Alyx Vance is one of those girls that is willing to sacrifice everything for the greater good. There's something sexy about that. She's had just about enough of the Combine's annexation of Earth. That's why she's been fighting side by side with the resistance, doing everything she can to save refugees in the canals. Today, she's been sent to you, Mr. Freeman. You've been in stasis for 20 years now, but you're just what the resistance needs. Admittedly, you're feeling a bit groggy, but no matter, Alyx will get your flowing again, starting with your dick.